{"product_id":"too-old-for-toys-just-send-cash-canvas-tote-funny-christmas-gift-bag","title":"Too Old For Toys Just Send Cash Canvas Tote — Funny Christmas Gift Bag","description":"This sturdy cotton canvas tote brings a bit of cheeky holiday spirit to everyday errands. The heavy 12 oz fabric holds its shape and weight while the flat, rectangular body offers a roomy surface for the whimsical center print—vintage-inspired lettering and small festive icons that read “Too old for toys, just send cash.” Long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder so you can carry groceries, market finds, or gifts hands-free. Finished with a sewn-in label and available in natural or black, this tote ages well and becomes part of a seasonal routine: running to the farmers’ market, wrapping last-minute presents, or strolling through winter streets with a warm drink in hand.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability and structure\n- Flat corners and rectangular body for maximum carrying space\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable support\n- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\n- Available in natural and black colors\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":49103789523188,"sku":"13926824653553178528","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":49103789555956,"sku":"34847663590997659855","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/1277\/3364\/files\/16367594759157223076_2048.jpg?v=1786302122","url":"https:\/\/offscriptapparelco.com\/products\/too-old-for-toys-just-send-cash-canvas-tote-funny-christmas-gift-bag","provider":"Offscript Apparel Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}