T-Shirt — “The Older I Get… The Further My Balls Go Into The Woods” Retro Tropical Skeleton Humor Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This lightweight cotton tee brings sun-washed humor to lazy afternoons and backyard escapes. A laid-back skeleton in a Hawaiian shirt holds a cold drink beneath swaying palms, with a tongue-in-cheek line about aging that reads like a private joke shared between old friends. It settles softly on the shoulders and moves easily with you—great for beach bonfires, weekend barbecues, or slow Sunday errands. Wear it when you want to wink at time, laugh a little louder, and keep comfort front and center.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color for blends)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF and DTG printed graphics for bold, long-lasting color
- OEKO-TEX® certified and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean